Get ready for video games, done Wario-style!

Hey! Pay attention when Wario's talking to you! Listen, you'd better have fast reflexes if you think you can master all the games I've crammed in here. There're more of 'em than I can count, and they're the best games ever, baby! And the best thing is, they're all simple enough that even somebody like you can figure 'em out! Why didn't I get into the video-game business before now? I'm gonna make a fortune! A fortune!!!