Hot dang! Time ta slap on your Billy Ray Cyrus mullet, saddle up your Trans Am, and blast some Clint Black cuz you're headin' down the road to boxing adventures!

Meet Wade Hixton. Cunning, handsome and talented, he's not. He only prides himself on one thing: His ability to fix anything with duct tape. Which brings us to his latest breakdown. On the way back from a monster truck rally in Albuquerque, Wade's car hits the skids on a desert road. Fortunately for our feather-haired, featherweight boxing hero, he ain't far from the little known berg of Big Piney. Never heard of Big Piney?! Well, who has, Cochise? But yur gonna git ta know it reeeal nice soon enuf anyhows, yes siree!

Only two things're worth tobacco spit in Big Piney: Boxing and boxing. If Wade ever wants ta fix his ride up proper, git outta town 'n' see home sweet home, he's gonna hafta fight fer it!